I'm sure you've all had the types of emails that offer you viagra & penis enlargement.

Just had one through though that particularly amused me. Some impotence drug and one of the featured highlights is:

2.Cialis Soft Tabs does not make you feel dizzy or make vision blurred, so you can easily drive a car or operate heavy machinery.

Yes, because I'm sure every man has thought "Damn, now I have a raging hard-on I really want to go and operate a forklift..."

WTF.